“Flash” has been seen entering arenas in  wardrobes closely resembling a women’s skirt and a women’s jumper. But on Tuesday, the cover for his feature in Esquire Magazine made its way onto the Internet and it looks like he was the love child of Derek Zoolander and Sub-Zero.

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Seriously, Dwyane?

Are you training to become a magician? Are you starting up a Prince cover band?

It looks like he was the subject of rookie hazing. Why would anyone subject themselves to this.

Did Mario Chalmers put you up to this?