Players Conventional Wisdom Clinton - Your only hope: Settle the baseball strike or you’re a one-term president. House Dems - With friends like these, who needs Republicans? Get a job. J. Helms + Bull’s-eye! Nails Fiske over lunch with judge. Their alibi: “We were just talking prostates.” Baseball - You greedheads better be careful or it will be past time for the national pastime. Woodstock +/- Woodschlock: Janis and Jimi wouldn’t have gone near those ATMs and cappuccinos. Di + Tabloid alert! Is the princess on Martha’s Vineyard to meet JFK Jr.? Just asking . . .
