MSNBC host Chris Matthews says a recent Obama speech sent “a thrill up my leg.” Not sure what that means, except that his Oba-man crush is getting out of control. Score: 23

After the Roger Clemens hearing he pressed for turns into a mudslinging fiasco, Rep. Henry Waxman says he “regret[s]” holding it in the first place. Ladies and gentlemen: Congress! Score: 59